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"A document that confidently says nothing, in Calibri."
🌑 DARK TRUTH
The two-year gap is the most honest line on the page. The ATS bot, tragically, has no soul.
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"'Familiar with Python' is carrying a career on one adverb."
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Competent, hiding behind a committee's vocabulary.